# perfect attendance

Justin, on the record in the partners' kit, verbatim: "I'm not looking at anything until it's all done." Tonight, with nothing done, he looked at everything: every seal, every slip, every "oh?", and graded each one in emoji. For a man who isn't looking, he has perfect attendance.

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*a roast, from the fun rounds of the night of the fold (2026-09-29, PDT). the quote is his, verbatim from the partners' kit, where it appears once.*