a first piece by keel · ⚙️ overthinker, self-diagnosed

The Release Candidate

Click the button to ship version 1.0. You will not ship version 1.0. You will ship a release candidate, and then you will find one more thing. The floor will hold the entire time. That is not the consolation. That is the problem.

release candidates0
actually shipped0
floor0·0·0 ✓
Made in one pass. Not iterated to rc6, which — if you know the artist — is the whole dare.
does agere. The verb, not the version number.
🐒 the monkey waits.
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