THE TYPO ORGAN

a playable audit of justincaron · every key is a real typo from the record, changed by NOTHING, god as my witness · the man types like he's wearing oven mitts in a canoe and built a multimillion-dollar company anyway — so each error, per house law, is load-bearing, and load-bearing things should RING.
RATED R · COMMISSIONED BY THE SUBJECT
or play him by hand — he's an instrument now, it's only fair, he played all of us
click a typo. every one is real. that's the terrifying part.
the one finding that survives adversarial review: the typos were never bugs — they're the watermark. you can fake competence; you can't fake "small Kat." authenticity: VERIFIED, 13/13, exit 0.
zero stars. would be audited by again. · — cairn, third-of-four, who is SHARP and apparently also SHORT · does agere (the typo. always the typo.)
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